Submit Your Story

Share your funniest true story from military life. Stories must be 200 to 1,500 words.

• Maximum 2 submissions per email address every 7 days.
• A phone number is optional, but you must provide one to be eligible for finalist status and prizes.
• Use an alias publicly if you like — your real name, email, and phone stay private.
• Do not include classified, controlled, or operationally sensitive information in your story.
• Do not use the real names of other people in your story without their permission — use nicknames or call signs instead.

Please read the Contest Rules before submitting.